hodgepodge, passions, psychobabble

Things I know about life I learned from the Web:

  • Always remember where to use which password

  • Your history can catch up with you. Delete cookies.

  • When you get too far from what you’re looking for, you can always hit Home

  • Too much of a good thing can be hazardous. Share too many files, and you’ll end up God-knows-where.net

  • Just as you’re updating your antivirus, someone else is coming up with a more dangerous one that can crash your hard drive

  • If you’re sure about what you don’t want or need, always remember to Empty Recycle Bin to reclaim disk space

  • Help/Support is not always on real time

  • If you happen to perform an illegal operation, system will shut down

  • If at times you find yourself looking at things that don’t seem to appear the way they should, Refresh

  • Defrag from time to time

  • The webcam can be positioned to show the best angles. You only see what you want to see

  • If you don’t have adequate bandwidth, expect some downtime

  • You have the power to create links, but there are times when your search leads to unavailable. . . and you may need to adjust your security settings

  • You get more hits from passersby

  • Your Friendster (or Myspace, hi5, multiply. . . account) is sometimes more interesting to your enemies than it is to your friends =P

  • If you feel that you need an emotional or creative outlet and a place where your opinion matters, where YOU matter, create your own blog

  • If you need assurance that you’re not alone and that you’re normal, read THEIR blogs

*****

If in doubt, Google

For Hadji, Grichelle, Boris, Skilty, Xiaui, Love B., Rizha, and Jiselle, who probably know a lot more that I don’t

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